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		<title>Stupid News 11-11-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Final Dose of Stupid: Mistaken identity vigilante justice (clilck2houston.com) Casino thieves make out ok, but not jackpot money (San Diego Union-Tribune) Assault with bowling ball (buffalonews.com) And a throwback to my favorite Stupid News story ever: &#8220;Darth Vader&#8221; attacks Jedi (MSNBC)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=350&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your Final Dose of Stupid:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.click2houston.com/news/29730551/detail.html" target="_blank">Mistaken identity vigilante justice (clilck2houston.com)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/nov/09/four-men-rob-barona-casino/" target="_blank">Casino thieves make out ok, but not jackpot money (San Diego Union-Tribune)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.buffalonews.com/city/police-courts/police-blotter/article625578.ece" target="_blank">Assault with bowling ball (buffalonews.com)</a></li>
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<div>And a throwback to my favorite Stupid News story ever:</div>
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<li><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/ns/world_news-weird_news/t/darth-vader-spared-jail-jedi-church-attacks/#.Tr2x8D0r2so" target="_blank">&#8220;Darth Vader&#8221; attacks Jedi (MSNBC)</a></li>
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		<title>Thank You and Farewell</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 02:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been over 3 years since my afternoon show began on 96.5, and now tomorrow will be my last show on the Storm, I&#8217;ll be moving off the mountain shortly afterward.  Tune in tomorrow for the last show, and some extra fun as I say my goodbyes. And to all my listeners, whether you were [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=347&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been over 3 years since my afternoon show began on 96.5, and now tomorrow will be my last show on the Storm, I&#8217;ll be moving off the mountain shortly afterward.  Tune in tomorrow for the last show, and some extra fun as I say my goodbyes.</p>
<p>And to all my listeners, whether you were with me 3 years ago or you just now found me, thanks for hanging out with me. I&#8217;ll talk to you tomorrow.</p>
<p>- Greg</p>
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		<title>Stupid News 11-10-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid: Someone gets sold an &#8220;iPad&#8221; (bag of potatoes) (Yorkshire Evening Post) Guy hides from cops in a pile of leaves (Grand Rapids Press) They caught the &#8220;Dancing Shoplifter&#8221; (WPVI-TV) Rare croc in bathtub (Orange.co.uk) More Real News Stories About Some Really Dumb People tomorrow at 4:30 PM on Storm 96.5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=345&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thursday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/latest-news/central-leeds/ispud_conman_tricks_ipad_buyer_with_bag_of_potatoes_1_3952629" target="_blank">Someone gets sold an &#8220;iPad&#8221; (bag of potatoes) (Yorkshire Evening Post)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2011/11/thermal_imaging_device_helps_p.html" target="_blank">Guy hides from cops in a pile of leaves (Grand Rapids Press)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/crime&amp;id=8418994" target="_blank">They caught the &#8220;Dancing Shoplifter&#8221; (WPVI-TV)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Crocodile_in_bathtub" target="_blank">Rare croc in bathtub (Orange.co.uk)</a></li>
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		<title>Stupid News 11-7-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 23:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid: Why you shouldn&#8217;t pop the question in Brazil (Sacramento Bee) How do you arrest a mailbox? (Sun Sentinel) Crazy squirrel lady (The Sun) More Real News Stories About Some Really Dumb People every weekday at 4:30 PM on Storm 96.5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=342&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Monday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.sacbee.com/2011/11/04/4030761/brazilian-ordered-to-compensate.html" target="_blank">Why you shouldn&#8217;t pop the question in Brazil (Sacramento Bee)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/11/mom_to_cops_arrest_my_mailbox.html" target="_blank">How do you arrest a mailbox? (Sun Sentinel)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3907550/Nutty-squirrel-photos-are-a-hit.html" target="_blank">Crazy squirrel lady (The Sun)</a></li>
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		<title>Stupid News 11-2-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wednesday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid: Another Spider-Man robbery (Quad-City Times) Pregnant woman in labor takes her driving test before going to hospital (Daily Mail) Zombie drunk driving (New York Post) LOCAL STUPIDITY: Zombie attack in The Pines (White Mountain Independent) More Real News Stories About Some Really Dumb People every weekday at 4:30 PM on Storm [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=339&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wednesday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid:</p>
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<li><a href="http://qctimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-seek-spiderman-clad-robber/article_ff3ec796-040e-11e1-ae95-001cc4c002e0.html" target="_blank">Another Spider-Man robbery (Quad-City Times)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055930/Driving-test-birth-Learner-Emma-French-passed-exam-labour-.html?ito=feeds-newsxml" target="_blank">Pregnant woman in labor takes her driving test before going to hospital (Daily Mail)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/austrian_police_revive_zombie_on_aYI7MkL5Zv0nIH8zCavaeK#ixzz1cTgRKx4s" target="_blank">Zombie drunk driving (New York Post)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.wmicentral.com/news_premium/spiced-up-zombie-bites-two/article_c151e394-0410-11e1-8926-001cc4c03286.html" target="_blank">LOCAL STUPIDITY: Zombie attack in The Pines (White Mountain Independent)</a></li>
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		<title>Stupid News 10-31-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid: Man breaks into house to watch TV (The Oregonian) &#8220;Piggyback Bandit&#8221; arrested (Independent Record) Cop caught speeding (Miami Herald) The Great Sandwich-Forklift heist (KDKA-TV) More Real News Stories About Some Really Dumb People every weekday at 4:30 PM on Storm 96.5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=336&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Monday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2011/10/suspect_breaks_into_north_port.html" target="_blank">Man breaks into house to watch TV (The Oregonian)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://helenair.com/news/local/piggyback-bandit-arrested-in-helena/article_9c0f46ec-01f1-11e1-b9c5-001cc4c03286.html" target="_blank">&#8220;Piggyback Bandit&#8221; arrested (Independent Record)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/10/28/2477365/miami-officer-arrested-at-gunpoint.html" target="_blank">Cop caught speeding (Miami Herald)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2011/10/27/man-steals-sandwich-uses-stolen-forklift-as-getaway/" target="_blank">The Great Sandwich-Forklift heist (KDKA-TV)</a></li>
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		<title>Stupid News 10-27-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wednesday&#8217;s  Thursday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid: Man has three drugs but only tells cops about one (nwfdailynews.com)  Five year old takes the car for a spin (Mansfield News Journal) Man stuck inside a tree (Orange County Register) Guy busted cheating by girlfriend, dials 911 (Denver Post) More Real News Stories About Some Really Dumb People every [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=333&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:#000000;"><del>Wednesday&#8217;s </del></span> Thursday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/pocket-44735-weed-pants.html" target="_blank">Man has three drugs but only tells cops about one (nwfdailynews.com) </a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/article/20111026/NEWS01/110260302/5-year-old-driver-Mansfield?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Frontpage" target="_blank">Five year old takes the car for a spin (Mansfield News Journal)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ocregister.com/news/tree-323650-stuck-underneath.html" target="_blank">Man stuck inside a tree (Orange County Register)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_19197058" target="_blank">Guy busted cheating by girlfriend, dials 911 (Denver Post)</a></li>
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		<title>Stupid News 10-25-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 23:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid: Assault with a frozen armadillo (KDFW-TV) Baby swings are not for adults (San Francisco Chronicle) UFO or car dealership spotlight? (Fairfield Citizen) 2600 cans of beer sent to jail (O Globo via Washington Post) More Real News Stories About Some Really Dumb People every weekday at 4:30 PM on Storm 96.5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=331&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unusual/101811-Man-Allegedly-Beat-Woman-with-Frozen-Armadillo" target="_blank">Assault with a frozen armadillo (KDFW-TV)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2011/10/24/man-has-to-get-cut-out-of-kiddie-swing/?gta=commentlistpos#commentlistpos" target="_blank">Baby swings are not for adults (San Francisco Chronicle)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.fairfieldcitizenonline.com/default/article/Eerie-lights-spotted-UFO-or-car-dealer-2230180.php" target="_blank">UFO or car dealership spotlight? (Fairfield Citizen)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/americas/beer-behind-bars-2600-cans-of-brew-sent-to-brazil-jail-holding-police-charged-with-crimes/2011/10/24/gIQASBISCM_story.html" target="_blank">2600 cans of beer sent to jail (O Globo via Washington Post)</a></li>
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		<title>Stupid News 10-24-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid: Woman helps steal a cash register that only has 25 cents inside (Gainesville Sun) Guy facing criminal charges for kicking his mom out at his wedding (Record-Courier) GWB robs a bank (King5.com) More Real News Stories About Some Really Dumb People every weekday at 4:30 PM on Storm 96.5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=329&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.gainesville.com/article/20111018/articles/111019524" target="_blank">Woman helps steal a cash register that only has 25 cents inside (Gainesville Sun)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.recordcourier.com/article/20111018/NEWS/111019881" target="_blank">Guy facing criminal charges for kicking his mom out at his wedding (Record-Courier)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.king5.com/news/local/Two-men-in-George-Bush-masks-rob-W-Seattle-bank-132283803.html" target="_blank">GWB robs a bank (King5.com)</a></li>
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		<title>Stupid News 10-20-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Eliason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday&#8217;s Dose of Stupid: Man arrested for licking a woman&#8217;s knee (AZCentral.com) Bringing a steak knife to a sword fight (Wichita Eagle) &#8220;Spider Man&#8221; robs a convenience store (WTVD-TV) Another drunk lawnmower driver (WVUE-TV) More Real News Stories About Some Really Dumb People every weekday at 4:30 PM on Storm 96.5<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=afternoonshow.wordpress.com&#038;blog=22468708&#038;post=327&#038;subd=afternoonshow&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/10/17/20111017chandler-man-allegedly-licked-womans-knee-abrk.html" target="_blank">Man arrested for licking a woman&#8217;s knee (AZCentral.com)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.kansascity.com/2011/10/18/3214889/man-arrested-after-fight-with.html" target="_blank">Bringing a steak knife to a sword fight (Wichita Eagle)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&amp;id=8397883" target="_blank">&#8220;Spider Man&#8221; robs a convenience store (WTVD-TV)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.fox8live.com/news/local/story/Man-arrested-for-driving-lawnmower-while-drunk/L4Wo0WhG4Uu0eCQSzoB_Ig.cspx" target="_blank">Another drunk lawnmower driver (WVUE-TV)</a></li>
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